1. Yeah, I know my way around your house because I was just here working last week. I even unlocked a window to let myself back in later.
  2. I always knock first. If you’re home I’ll offer to clean your carpets. If not... well, you get the idea.
  3. Facebook, twitter, or foursquare told me you weren’t home. I know how to use a computer.
  4. I may carry a clipboard or a rake. Anything to look like a service guy and not a burglar.
  5. I notice when your newspapers or mail pile up. It's like an open invitation.
  6. Sometimes I can see if your alarm system is on from the window. You better hope it is.
  7. I like lights in your house when you’re gone. It makes it easy for me to see what to take.
  8. Your neighbors probably don’t know if I’m supposed to be at your house or not. I could look like a plumber. Don’t count on them to call you. Would you call them?
  9. You’re right about that safe, I don’t have time to crack it. But I will take it with me if I can.
  10. I hate dogs. I avoid dogs. That doesn't mean I won't hurt one if it gets in my way. I'm a criminal, remember? 
  11. I'm always open for business. Day and night. It just depends on when you are most vulnerable.
  12. My favorite items are small valuables like jewelry, handguns, and prescriptions. I will get some friends to help me if you have larger things I want though. Every job is different, and all of them are planned. I prefer the easy ones.